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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺

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