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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗

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