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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏

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