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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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