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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Buddy eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡

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