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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Buddy eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦

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