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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Luna eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊

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