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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Coco eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮

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