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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Alfie eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍

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