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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Pennywise eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺

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