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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Smeagol eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺

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