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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏

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