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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Rt Hon Snuffles eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛

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