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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖

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