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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗

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