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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡

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