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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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