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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺

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