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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Bob eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏

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