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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Dixie eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮

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