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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Minnie eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁

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