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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Peanut eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁

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