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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Rocky eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃

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