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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Professor Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏

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