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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Rt Hon Wibble eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖

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