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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Dr Wibble eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻

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