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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Miss Wibble eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺

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