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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Ms Wibble eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦

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