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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮

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