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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Mr Wibble eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍

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