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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮

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