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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏

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