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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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