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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃

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