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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮

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