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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘

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