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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Ziggy eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊

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