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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Millie eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖

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