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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Rosie eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦

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