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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Voldemort eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯

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