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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Weasley eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦

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