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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Kirk eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗

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