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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Picard eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏

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