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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Hufflepuff eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘

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