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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Izzy eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺

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