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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Dixie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡

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