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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Maya eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍

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