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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Yoda eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡

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