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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Rufus eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘

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