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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Tinkerbell eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦

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