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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Bilbo eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡

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